Life Saving Gadget Review: The Stun Gun Flashlight

The stun gun flashlight is truly a marvel of modern gadgetry. It can help you see in the dark, avoid roadside accidents and avoid being robbed and beaten to death. It’s basically like carrying Batman around with you everywhere you go. Let’s take a gander at what this gem comes equipped with, shall we?

Flashlight –
Okay, it’s a flashlight. You know, for seeing in the dark? Who doesn’t need an ultra-bright and reliable flashlight? I suppose if you had built in night vision due to some genetic mutation you may not need one but otherwise it’s a pretty useful tool to have and one that you should be able to find in just about any household in the world. It’s fiberglass reinforced body makes it light but very durable.

Attachable red cone (for roadside emergencies) –
Anyone that has ever blown a tire, run out of gas or had an engine breakdown on a busy street at night knows how nerve racking the experience can be. They would also know how dangerous it can be if you have to get out and change a tire or wait for assistance on the side of the road. When visibility is nil it just isn’t safe to be standing anywhere near a busy street. This little attachment will help oncoming cars see you from a great distance and help ensure your safety while you fix that flat or wait for assistance. Obviously you would want to have the stun gun flashlight with you in your car or this attachment isn’t going to do you a whole lot of good.

130 decibel emergency alarm –
Let’s say you are stranded at night in a questionable neighborhood and see two men approaching. One has a length of chain in his hand and the other has something that also appears to be a weapon. Before they can get any closer you go ahead and pop the 130 decibel alarm off and you know what is going to happen? I would guess those two thugs would probably turn tail and run for fear of being caught. See, when it’s the middle of the night (or anytime really) and a 130 decibels of wailing emergency siren go off people tend to look out windows. Thugs know this and that is why they want no part of it. 130 decibels is about the same as a rock concert if one wants a comparison.

200,000 volt, 16.5 inch stun baton –
Now let us say that those same two thugs are either deaf or just really stupid and don’t retreat when you set the alarm off. Well now those two gentlemen have a real problem because what you have at your disposal is a 2000,000 volt stun device. Just the crackle of electricity and bright blue arc of light should be enough to intimidate even the fiercest of attackers but should they want to test what 200,000 volts will do then by all means let them experience it. Let me tell you what will happen to an attacker that gets jolted with a couple hundred thousand volts, they will stop attacking usually.

So there you have it. The stun gun flashlight. A true marvel of modern gadgetry.

Stay Safe,
Carl Vouer